Sweet child o’ mine, but the cost of filling the tank has skyrocketed! One way to Slash prices, though: wear the same top hat decade after decade. Better than a bucket. Not pictured here with this murdered-out 1967 Ford Mustang GT500 Fastback Tribute: the six-inch stack of speeding tickets. What happened, Slash? Never heard of patience?

Censored

You need to log in or subscribe to read on

Start Your Free TrialForgot username or password?

LOADING...

The creem magazine archive

Every page from every issue—discover why CREEM was the most feared music magazine in the world.

LOADING...

The Creem Newsletter

Exclusive words, pictures, videos, music, and other CREEMtaminated content all for free.