NAME: Anaiah, Satchel, Chris Braxton, Des.

AGE: 22 - 75.

FROM: Satchel, Pasadena, Oxnard, Long Beach. That means “California.”

OCCUPATION: Powerviolence Rock Stars. Real Ass N*gga.

HOBBIES: Showering.

LAST BOOK YOU READ: George Clinton’s Autobiography, Brothas Be, Yo Like George, Ain't That Funkin' Kinda Hard On You?: A Memoir. Central Avenue Sounds: Jazz in Los Angeles. The Bell Jar.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Opening for the satanic Brian Wilson, Sasami.

QUOTE: "Hard work pays off, dreams do come true, bad times don't last but bad guys do."—Razor Ramon

PROFILE: “Rock n Roll for Real Ass N*ggas.”

Always say “Boy Howdy!”