YET ANOTHER BORING LETTER
What is happening to you people? You used to have the greatest letter department in all of magazine history! They used to be so strange and funny. They were great. Now you print NORMAL letters like all the rest! Whatever happened to “I eat Oreos and spit in your face!” Or who could forget “Trashcans rule, especially with cheese.!” And the editor! Where’s our rude editor? In the February issue he was nice! He gave the Billy Idol fan a list of back issues Billy was in! Did you kidnap our old editor and replace him with a boring old fart? Oh, people, please bring back your strange letters!! We miss them!!!
WDM’s “little rocker”
(You seem like a nice person and do make a valid point. — Ed.)