OPEN AND SHUT, BEND AND FLUSH, ETC.
Please insert these phrases into your October issue: 1) terminal sludge for the red set; 2) aural whoopee cushion. Thank you.
PS: a) retinal calisthenics; b) cozy skank; c) young pump; d) miscegenation; f) sultry go beep. PPS: Michael MacDonald is a singer. Delete the word “barge.” There will be cornflakes after the revolution. Over and out.
(Please: a) insert your phrases into the orifice from which they emerged; b) take two aspirins and drink plenty of fluids; c) bring your William Burroughs collection back to the Burial Hill library; d) have a nice day now, won’t you? — Ed.)