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December 1979

December 1979

by CREEM ADMIN on December 01, 1979

DECEMBER 1979 

OPEN AND SHUT, BEND AND FLUSH, ETC.

 

Dear CREEM: 
Please insert these phrases into your October issue: 1) terminal sludge for the red set; 2) aural whoopee cushion. Thank you. 
The Splicer 
Burial Hill 
Plymouth, MA 
PS: a) retinal calisthenics; b) cozy skank; c) young pump; d) miscegenation; f) sultry go beep.  PPS: Michael MacDonald is a singer. Delete the word “barge.” There will be cornflakes after the revolution. Over and out. 
(Please: a) insert your phrases into the orifice from which they emerged; b) take two aspirins and drink plenty of fluids; c) bring your William Burroughs collection back to the Burial Hill library; d) have a nice day now, won’t you? — Ed.)
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