YOUR CASH AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT TRASH
Thank you for sending me my copy of CREEM, but the letter you sent with it gets me mad, because my parents say that because I sent $5.50 in cash instead of a check you will not send me my free album, or any more papers. Since I did send cash, I don’t have any record of proof but myself.
I’m only 15 years old so I’m not able to have my own checks. My parents hate freaks and Panthers. You know the type. They didn’t want me subscribing to your paper and they said they weren’t going to write me a check, so I sent cash. If you do find out I’m not lying, please send me the J. Geils Band album, because I hear they’re pretty far out.