SIX FEET UNDER FOR YOUR LOVE
So Aerosmith won’t play Philadelphia anymore because Steve Tyler got hit in the face with a bottle. So big deal!
I was at the Emerson, Lake and Palmer concert in Pittsburgh when Lake got hit by a studded snow tire, and he never sang those high notes any better.
A friend of mine says she hit Lou Gramm with a small trash compactor in Atlanta, and he actually thanked her afterwards. What the heck does Tyler expect? This is rock ‘n’ roll!!!!
How else are the fans supposed to show their adoration? I personally have a ballpeen hammer with Robert Plant’s name on it, and I’m just waiting for the opportunity to let him know how much I care.
Poor Tyler, some people just can’t handle affection.
Chris (keeping it under control) Keller
St. Louis, MO