I can’t believe how STUPID you dummies are. You make the guys in Journey look like a bunch of fools from San Francisco! I mean, who cares if Steve Perry has a lady behind him in the bathroom! Who cares if some sumo wrestler pisses in the corner! Who cares about Don Adams’ granddaughter! Who cares about Billy Squier! It was supposed to be a Journey interview, man. And that what’s-his-face who did the interview can do me a big favor. GO TO HELL!
Hots for Journey
Chrissie “Animal” McAlister
San Bruno, CA
P.S. Got anything else today, hotshot?
(Well, there is this picture of your mom. — Ed.)