Is it true that Jim Dandy really stuffs? Also, is that a hairpiece he wears on his chest? The rumor is going strong these days that Jim as a child was dropped on his throat and that’s why he sings so good(‘?).
Have you noticed the misprint on Grand Funk’s new album? It should say “All the Girls in the World Don’t Care!”
Well, we gotta go now and get us some pucks at White Castle, used to go to Elliot’s in Lyons but they don’t give away moose turds no more.
Hugs and kisses,
Chrissy and Patty
Cicero and Chicago
P.S. Do you know where we can buy a hair off of Elton’s chest? Or does he have hair anyplace else he wants to sell?
(He already sold it to Jim Dandy. - Ed.)